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tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

Anonymous: In that post about Australia could you translate that paragraph that's pretty much all Australian slang? 😂

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

Lmao okay… so I’ll put the original so people know what we’re talking about:

"Stone the flaming crows!

I was just sitting here watching Aunty, when I decided to take a squiz at Tumblr to see if there were any grouse pictures of some dag in their trackie dacks and pair of thongs or a couple of sheilas I’d like to root, and then I see this seppo saying Aussie slang is shonky? Absolutely spewing, hey.

(I’m not sledging you by calling you a galah or bungers or anything)”

Translation:

"Well fuck! (stone the flamin’ crows is basically a phrase of like frustration or surprise)

I was just sitting here watching the ABC network, when I decided to take a look at Tumblr to see if there were any cool pictures of some loser in their tracksuit pants (sweatpants) and pair of flip-flops or a couple of women I’d like to fuck, then I see this American saying Australian slang is wrong/bad/whatever?? Absolutely angry, hey.

(I’m not insulting you by calling you silly or ???? or anything)

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

Well now we do